It's table tennis. On Xbox 360. And it's coming from Rockstar. Although we'd love to reveal the presence of hidden car-jacking and crack-whore bashing mini-games and between-match bouts of throwing phosphorous grenades at cows, the project's all being served up (sorry, sorry) strictly straight-laced. By all accounts, it's a stellar virtual representation of the sport with equally stellar visuals coming courtesy of the power of Microsoft's next-gen machine.
Rockstar's bounced some new screenshots from Rockstar Games presents Table Tennis our way, so have a bit of a ping and a pong on us. We've also got the packshot for the game, which we're understandably very, very excited about. Enjoy.