No date this Valentine's day? Planning a romantic trip to the park with that old flame, cider? Well thanks to Microsoft you needn't drink yourself into a depressed White Lightning stupor this February 14, as there are a number of exciting activities going down on Xbox Live.
Festivities kick off with Viva Piñata trade-off on the romantic evening, with Microsoft encouraging Xbox Live gamers to "trade piñatas with the ones you love" - though frankly if our love life left us on the Xbox 360 this Valentine's Day,we'd much rather be kicking arse on Gears, and/or looking at pornography.
Micorosft also offers advice on "getting girls to game" and unsurprisingly the easiest known method, buying a Nintendo DS and Nintendogs, is nowhere to be mentioned.
You can see the full list of activities over on Xbox.com.