It seems Mass Effect's dirty lesbian love scene (which is more Channel 5 than Ben Dover) has earned it a ban in Singapore, according to blog GameAxis.
The blog claims official sources have confirmed BioWare's ban in the region, and we're inclined to believe them after Bioshock and virtually every GTA game ever was banned in Singapore previously.
The scene in question has your character and a blue alien lover engage in a brief bed tumble, and it's already earned Mass Effect a tame 12 rating in the UK. Moderate sex is completely acceptable for our kids, it seems.
The final game is out in little under two weeks, and you can expect our review - complete with sordid virtual sex details - shortly.