Bizarre Creations has flicked the switch on a cool little webpage for Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2 online Leaderboards. Be warned though, they make for upsetting viewing...
If, like me, you're the sort of person who's only goal in life is to top all six leaderboards on his friends list at whatever cost to his social life, then DON'T HIT THIS LINK.
It'll only make you despair. Like being in first place, thinking you're about to win a marathon, until you realise you've got to run all the way back to the start. You might have been king of the castle in the small pond full of your rubbish friends, but going up against the world if another story.
Take Pacifism for example. We all think it's the best game mode in there, even if you don't fire a single bullet, which kind of defeats the whole 'Wars' point of the game. The office high score is a whopping 84 million. That wipes the floor with everyone on our friends list too. But 1.6 BILLION? Surely someone's having a laugh...
Read our Geom Wars review here but DON'T look at the leaderboards. You've been warned.